The Perfect Male Sex Toy?

Is it a snug jelly enclosure with ridges? A silicone toy with nubs?
Maybe it's just something hollow that you can pump quickly without hurting yourself?

What is you idea of the perfect Male Masturbation Toy?

Some would say it's the Fleshlight.
Others would no doubt suggest it's a Jelly toy. But are we selling ourselves short? Are we really using our imagination and developing toys that guys actually would really love?

Being in the job I am, I often have ideas. Just like you guys I wank a fair bit, I enjoy it! And I know when a toy just doesn't do it for me. It's all good to spend money on something to put your dick into, but if the sensation isn't actually anything to write home about (who are you writing to?) are we simply paying for the "idea" or the excitement of expectation. Kind of like playing the lottery?

As I said, being a guy who likes to touch his dick, I think I have a pretty good idea of what I would like in a toy. And these ideas usually involve extremely focussed titillation of the helmet specifically.

Some products, like the Jack Off, are great at this, because they're simple enough, and they can be adapted and used more imaginatively. You can focus the pleasure and use it the way you prefer to get the most sensation.

Others, like the Tenga Flip Hole confuse me immensely.
Don't get me wrong, I love the idea of it, and I can't wait to try it out, but I am cautious of the elaborate detail in manufacture. I mean, I know what I like to do to my dick to feel good, and it doesn't take too much plastic to achieve this.

That's why I am beginning to consider my own little adventure into the world of sex toy manufacturing.
I have some designs on paper already, I have silicone on the way, all I need is a little time and I'm pretty sure I could come up with some remarkable and modest little items to make even the most hardcore masturbation toy fan shudder and go weak at the knees.

So, don't waste any time. Visit the BlokeToys site and tell us what you think.
We want to know what you think would make the perfect masturbation toy. What aspects would you incorporate, what should we avoid, and, most importantly, would you buy it?

Feel free to comment below too.

Happy Jackin'

Bomber Jacket Review!

The Bomber Jacket by Nookii is described on the box as More fun than playing with yourself”, but that’s exactly what I intend to do with this little gadget.

The packaging is really rather good for an adult product. Not the usual cheap card, not at all tatty or flimsy and  there are no less-than-subtle images of a muscular young guy stroking his schlong (some would say unfortunately).

Once out of the box it is thankfully softer and more pliable than it looks in the original image. It fits snugly in the palm of the hand, has a small hole in the top, and the opening is tight enough to just fit my index finger.

Behind the card in the box is a little sachet of lube described as containing “aphrodisiac properties”, but I’ll pass on that and use my favourite lube, WET Platinum Premium Body Glide, instead.

So, I work myself up, watch a little porn, and before you know it I’m stroking and inspecting the little nubs on the inside of the Bomber Jacket.

First thing I noticed is that this thing really is very snug!

Once on my lubed rod it wanted to fly off, not that I was complaining, get it right and you can transform this reluctance into near-automation! Get it wrong and it’ll fly a foot away from you.

The nubs inside tease and tickle gently, especially going over the head, but once your helmet is out through that hole the top of this little wonder forms a tight and titillating seal behind the ridge. Twisting and turning this little toy will help you find the right angle, and once you’re there every pump and twist of your wrist will create a little tingling wave of pleasure as those little nubs on the top rub up against the back of your corona.

I had fun switching from pumping it up and down my rod to pushing it right back and letting it do its work on the bottom of my helmet.

Then it was only a matter of time before it all became far too much and I just can’t hold on to my load any longer!

So, my verdict? This pliable, bumpy and tight little toy is perfect for hitting that spot right behind the helmet, and for traditional stroking of the cock. And at the Bloketoys.co.uk offer of only £5.99, it’s definitely worth the investment.

BlokeToys Opening Day!

Hey guys!

You'll be glad to hear that BlokeToys is now open.
And to mark this special occasion, all through December we'll be offering the Bomber Jacket Masturbator for only £5.99!

See the Bomber Jacket!

I'll also be conducting a review of this fantastic little gizmo soon, and when I review a toy, I really review it!

So, take advantage of this special offer while you can, but don't be too worried, there'll be plenty of other amazing offers coming your way if you sign up to our newsletter or this blog. You'll also be invited to select a toy for me to review on your behalf!

So, don't delay, explore the site, join the newsletter, follow the blog, and be involved in creating the ultimate male masturbation toy site!

Happy Jackin'